Life Is Hard
Life is hard and then you die
My oh my oh why oh why
Naught to do but whine and cry
Life is hard and then you die

Life's An Intelligence Test
Life's An Intelligence Test, Boys
Life's An Intelligence Test
Who would have guessed
We're as dumb as the rest
Life's An Intelligence Test. Boys
Life's An Intelligence Test

Wishes
So many fishes to wishes upon
So many hearts in the sea
Offer your love till it's battered and bruised
And someday a heart will agree

The Orgy Song
I've never been to an orgy
But don't it just sound so fine
I'd pick one for a lovely ride
And one for the other side
And let all the rest wait in line
I'd love till I'm sore
And then love some more
With enough love
I could love what is mine
Think I'd finally touch the divine

© Bruce Holmes 2008 All Rights Reserved